Reblog if you ain’t no hollaback girl.

Reblog if you are ugly and you are proud.

mishawinsexster:

Daniel Radcliffe gives us a guide on how to be a successful actor

Must I choose?

I’m bringing sexy back

because it was too expensive at the department stores and I found it half off at a second-hand store.

Damn, Dora. What are your bedtime wishes?

I’d love to be in the marketing meetings of some perfume and cologne companies just to see how in the fuck they think what they’re pitching has anything to do with perfume or cologne.

“So we have this guy taking his shirt off on a boat with a girl in a skimpy bikini…”

“So there’s this girl in the woods wearing a thousands pounds of makeup and striking strange, bizarre poses at the camera…”

“Sex. Just them having sex on a barbershop chair. Then have a girl seductively saying ‘I want your bod’ in the background before showing ‘BOD Body Spray’ over the screen.”

It all makes sense.

The truth hurts. Like Hell.

So, the thing about anime porn is

Someone had to draw that, guys.

it-cant-rain-allthetime:

tryinggtoevolve:

astheyseeit:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

OH MY GOSH 

this.

I love the oxford comma. It doesn’t make sense not to use it…