he is the real
i just fucking choked

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taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together, defeating misogyny and laughing along the way
Has anyone else noticed
That when Megamind is being Bernard
It’s like a fresh shaven and animated version of John Green?
omg i hope he see this post
this is a serious fanart
*CHOKED*I can’t stop fucking laughing.



